1. Heard this during the request hour while driving

    Guy: Hey can I hear 'Teenage Dream'? We need music to cuddle to.
    Radio DJ: Sure! Hey Katy Perry is pretty hot right? Wouldn't mind cuddling with her right?
    Guy: Uh, yeah, sure.
    Radio DJ: What's your girlfriend's name buddy?
    Guy: .... His name is Patrick.

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