…So said the dentist

I went to get my teeth cleaned 2day and I asked my Dentist if she had any horror stories to tell.

She said,”well let me think… This one time, this guy who worked on the rigs came in because he had had a problem with a toothache. He said he had made it go away though. I asked him how did he do that?” he said all it took was a little bit of battery acid. I was lost for words. The result was he had not only stopped the tooth ache but killed the tooth.”

I asked,”Why did he think battery acid was a good Idea?”

She stated,”I dont think he really thought about it.”

I asked,”do you have anymore stories?”

The dentist looked at the ceiling,”Well I had this old lady who had heard that a human mouth had more bacteria and was dirtier than a toilet bowl, so, hence she thought it smart to rinse and swish with toilet bowl cleaner…”

Me”…Uh doesnt it say not for human consumtion right on it? Or corosive, if enters eyes or swallowed flush imediatly.”

“She didn’t swallow.”

“…this is why we have pakages the say “may contain peanuts” on a peanut bag.”

….Im still baffled at human stupidity, If you got a problem see a doctor cause being your own Red Green handy man may not be so handy. Ur not him…